It’s always a great feeling to be in love with someone who gets your quirky, fun, and weird side. A person who makes us feel attractive and beautiful every single day is something that’s hard to find these days, but if we did find that person, it’s the best thing that could ever happen to anyone.
When we’re with someone who accepts and looks beyond our imperfections, we become the best version of ourselves. We tend to do better in everything we do in life and work hard for the relationship to last. Although finding our soul mate can sometimes be a challenge, we never stop to keep on searching because our faith in love is firm and unbreakable. Our desire to love and be loved is a natural part of our existence and a significant ingredient in experiencing long-lasting happiness.
It’s important to let that special someone know how much they mean to us. There are many ways to express your love and one of the ways is through determining your partner’s “love language”. Some people like to be touched physically so try to hold their hands and tell them you love them. If your partner likes sweet verbal compliments, whisper to them the most honest and loving words. You can also express your love through acts of service such as cleaning the kitchen and doing the laundry so they can take the time to relax. Lastly, the most common love language is gift giving such as arranging a surprise flower delivery to your loved one. Make sure to let them know that they are the best thing that ever happened to you.
You don’t have to spend a lot of money to express your love especially if you’re currently saving up and are on a tight budget. You can instead buy a card, grab some of these love quotes we prepared, and write it down yourself to make it extra special. We hope you like these I love you quotes we collected for you and your loved one!
I Love You Like Quotes
1. I love you like B-list celebrities love cocaine.
2. I love you like sperm loves tongues.
3. I love you like R Kelly loves vinyl sheets.
4. I love you like Rob Lowe loves DirecTV.
5. I love you like a squirrel loves nuts.
6. I love you like Sir Mix-a-lot likes big butts. I cannot lie.
7. I love you like my brother.
8. I love you like Michael Jackson loved chaperoning children’s parties.
9. I love you like 3rd graders love smarties.
10. I love you like my Grandmother loves romance novels.
11. I love you like middle age men on business in Nevada love brothels.
12. I love you like a stripper loves a fat tip.
13. I love you like the Top 40’s countdown loves a hit.
14. I love you like a crack addict loves the rock.
15. I love you more than Paula Dean loves butter.
16. I love you like Everybody Loves Raymond.
17. I love you like Chinese like rice.
18. I love you like Peanut Butter loves Jelly.
19. I love you like buttons love holes.
20. I love you like Joan Jett loves Rock & Roll.
21. I love you like Joanie loves Chachi.
22. I love you like boys love cars.
23. I love you like a fish needs water.
24. I love you like a bird loves air.
25. I love you like dry ground loves rain.
26. I love you like angels love God.
27. I love you like all stars and the moon love nights.
28. I love you like the sun loves summer.
29. I love you like I love my beautiful house.
30. I love you like I love Pork Belly.
31. I love you like I love to sleep while the raindrops fall on the rooftop.
32. I love you like I love eating Sushi.
33. I love you like I love my essential oils.
34. I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
35. I love you like a cow likes grass.
36. I love you like most people love their weekends.
37. I love you like I love romantic movies.
38. I love you like I love fallen stars.
39. I love you like I love Mexican food.
40. I love you like I love French Fries.
41. I love you like the moon likes the darkness.
42. I love you like a tie likes the suit.
43. I love you like any words can say.
44. I love you like the distance between us.
45 I love you like I love my vacations.
46. I love you like I love my raw steak.
47. I love you like Juliet loves Romeo.
48. I love you like Minnie loves Mickey.
49. I love you like I love my cell phone.
50. I love you likeiPhone and iPad combined, which I cannot live without.
51. I love you like kids love to watch cartoons.
52. I love you like the butterflies in the gardens, the rainbow over the blue sky, and the greeneries in the meadow.
53. I love you like I love Resse’s peanut butter cups.
54. I love you like I love red wine and dark chocolate.
55. I love you like the unforgettable first kiss.
56. I love you like babies love to cuddle.
57. I love you like the Godiva chocolate, my favorite.
58. I love you like you’ll ever know.
59. I love you like you can possibly imagine.
60. I love you like the best romantic poems ever written.
61. I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow and many days to come.
62. I love you like I love beer.
63. I love you like I love hamsters, my favorite pets since the second grade.
64. I love you like I love my cat.
65. I love you like guys love football.
66. I love you like a child loves a teddy bear.
67. I love you like a tornado loves a mobile home park.
68. I love you like Captain America likes his shield.
69. I love you like a bird loves to fly.
70. I love you like a dwarf likes her high heels.
71. I love you like quotes.
72. I love you like a salt loves pepper.
73. I love you like a pirates love swearing.
74. I love you like the sun loves a blue sky.
75. I love you like Peter Pan loves Neverland.
76. I love you like a child loves ice cream.
77. I love you like kids love Pop Tarts.
78. I love you like a toothbrush loves toothpaste.
79. I love you like when I get a seat on the crowded train so that I can play a game on my smartphone with both hands.
80. I love you like trees love water.
81. I love you like my cat, and no one has replaced her so far.
82. I love you like chocolate cake, carrot cake, and cheesecake.
83. I love you like a chocolate mud pie, meringue pie, and apple pie.
84. I love you like nachos, tacos, and burritos.
85. I love you like the baby loves his pacifier.
86. I love you like fish needs water.
87. I love you like my next breath.
88. I love you like worms like rotten apples.
89. I love you like babies love to cry.
90. I love you like chocolate chipcookies, and believe me, I love those cookies.
91. I love you like I did yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow but always forever.
92. I love you like a caterpillar loves to become a butterfly.
93. I love you because you are awesome.
94. I love you like a little girl dreams of weddings.
95. I love you like I love Netflix! And that’s a lot.
96. I love you like my Xbox.
97. I love you like pasta loves tomato sauce.
98. I love you like all the answers on Google.
99. I love you like I love breadsticks with extra cheese.
100. I love you like a sore throat loves honey.
101. I love you like I love rainbows after the rain.
102. I love you like polar bears love cold weather.
103. I love you like pizza loves cheese.
104. I love you like Trump loves blaming Democrats.
105. I love you like Santa loves delivering the presents.
106. I love you like a dog loves chasing its tail.
107. I love you like a street corner likes a hooker.
108. I love you like a professor loves to teach.
109. I love you like a nerd loves to study.
110. I love you like a runner likes his sneakers.
111. I love you like princesses love their tiaras.
112. I love you like rainboots love the rain.
113. I love you like you can never imagine.
114. I love you like the sun loves sunglasses.
115. I love you like a fat person loves hamburgers.
116. I love you like a baby likes to sleep.
117. I love you like a cat loves to purr.
118. I love you like a cop loves donats.
119. I love you like a bookworm loves the books.
120. I love you like a child loves to go to amusem*nt parks.
121. I love you like a genius likes books.
122. I love you like a teacher loves their summer breaks.
123. I love you like teenagers love spring break.
124. I love you like a grandma loves to spoil her grandchildren.
125. I love you like the salad loves the dressing.
126. I love you like a mitten loves a hand.
127. I love you like a mouse loves cheese.
128. I love you like a dog likes chasing a cat.
129. I love you like crackers love cheese.
130. I love you like Woody loves Jessie.
131. I love you like a nail loves hammer.
132. I love you like plants love the rain.
133. I love you like a microwave loves food.
134. I love you like an airplane loves passengers.
135. I love you like no one ever loved you.
136. I love you like dentists love cavities.
137. I love you like ads love annoying us.
138. I love you like my mom loves to be right every time.
139. I love you like a sea turtle loves water.
140. I love you like bulimics love to throw up.
141. I love you like a zombie loves to bite people.
142. I love you like a weightlifter loves his dumbells.
143. I love you like a cat loves milk.
144. I love you like a child hates to do homework.
145. I love you like the mouse traps love mice.
146. I love you like coffee likes cream.
147. I love you like a car needs its fuel.
148. I love you like a politician likes to lie.
149. I love you like schoolgirls love gossip.
150. I love you like the foreigner loves his accent.
151. I love you like kids love playing video games.
152. I love you like I love red roses.
153. I love you like kids love McDonald’s Happy Meal.
154. I love you like older people love their cane.
155. I love you like a doctor loves his stethoscope.
156. I love you like a surgeon loves his scalpel.
157. I love you like little girls love their ponies.
158. I love you like a dog likes to bark.
159. I love you like a cat likes to meow.
160. I love you like kids love Legos.
161. I love you like romantic love novels.
162. I love you like a dog likes its leash.
163. I love you like a rooster likes its hens.
164. I love you like Tom likes Jerry.
165. I love you like umbrellas like the rain.
166. I love you like an alcoholic loves vodka.
167. I love you like a drug addict loves cocaine.
168. I love you like a glass of water likes ice.
169. I love you like a fat girl loves fast food.
170. I love you like I love Star Wars.
171. I love you like monkeys love bananas.
172. I love you like fishermen like fish.
173. I love you like a puppy loves to play.
174. I love you like a bed likes its sheets.
175. I love you like celebrities love winning Oscars.
176. I love you like a child loves candy.
177. I love you like a river that understands that it must learn to flow differently over waterfalls and to rest in the shallows. I love you because we are all born in the same place, at the same source, which keeps us provided with a constant supply of water.
178. I love you like a river that creates the right conditions for trees and bushes and flowers to flourish along its banks. I love you like a river that gives water to the thirsty and takes people where they want to go. – Paulo Coelho
179. I love you like a river that begins as a solitary trickle in the mountains and gradually grows and joins other rivers until, after a certain point, it can flow around any obstacle in order to get where it wants. – Paulo Coelho
180. I love you like a love song, baby. And I keep hittin’ repeat-peat-peat-peat – Selena Gomez
181. Juliet, when we made love, you used to cry. You said, “I love you like the stars above, I’ll love you ’til I die”. There’s a place for us, you know the movie song. When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong, Juliet? – Mark Knopfler
182. Though I love you like a brother, I would rather be your lover. – Puff Daddy
183. Tatiana, I love you. Do you hear me? I love you like I’ve never loved anyone in my whole life. Now, get up. For me, Tatia. For me, please get up and go take care of your sister. Go on. And I’ll take care of you.” His lips kissed her cheek. – Paullina Simons
184. Talk is cheap. If it wasn’t, people might not toss around ‘I love you’ like a marked-down phrase in a sales bin. – Tonya Hurley
185. Only half a page left now. Shall I fill it with ‘I love you, I love you’– like father’s page of cats on the mat? No. Even a broken heart doesn’t warrant a waste of good paper. – Dodie Smith
186. Sam said to me the other day, “I love you like 20 tyrannosauruses on 20 mountaintops,” and this is the exact same way in which I love him. – Anne Lamott
187. I love you like I love my phone.
188. I love you like my favorite music played on the radio.
189. I love you like how I love the sunshine in the morning.
190. I love you like my favorite food in the world.
191. I love you like a boy loves his first ever toy. I can’t let you go because you are my first love.
192. I’ve never been in love like the way I love you right now.
193. I love you like a pitcher of water at a chili pepper eating contest.
194. I love you like I love my good night’s sleep.
195. I love you like a hacker loves 1337.
196. I love you like I love traveling.
197. I love you like a nerd loves his superhero books.
198. I love you like a dog likes to beg food at the dinner table.
199. I love you like I love “Dirty Dancing” movie.
200. I love you like Michael Jackson loves children.
201. I love you like a nun loves her Bible.
202. I love you like Mary loved her baby Jesus especially when he was hung on that cruel cross.
203. I love you like a politician loves his people.
204. I love you like I love my hot shower.
205. I love you like STDs love a wh…re.
206. I love you like a German loves his/her beer.
207. I love you like a witch loves her broomstick.
208. I love you like a basketball player loves the World Championship.
209. I love you like a movie geek loves the new opening movies.
210. I love you like the A-Rod loves baseball.
211. I love you like a punk loves his hair jello.
212. I love you like a nerd loves homework.
213. I love you like like Lucy loves taking the football away just as Charlie Brown is about to kick it.
214. I love you like a surfer loves big ocean waves.
215. I love you like a movie maker loves his job.
216. I love you like a mother loves her child.
217. I love you like Americans like hot dogs.
218. I love you like a cat loves swimming.
219. I love you like I love to make money.
220. I love you like I love my red lipstick.
221. I love you like a love my comfortable yoga pants.
222. I love you like Thor loves his hammer.
223. I love you like I love the blue bird on my avatar.
224. I love you like a small fluffy kitten loves string.
225. I love you like a drag-queen loves his make-up.
226. I love you like I love my books.
227. I love you like Bob loves the universe.
228. I love you like angels love their wings.
229. I love you like a hamster loves his exercise wheel.
230. I love you like an escalator loves a closed mall.
231. I love you like dogs love chewing toys.
232. I love you like a medieval knight loves his armour.
233. I love you like apples love oranges.
234. I love you like Iron Man likes his suit.
235. I love you like I love my coat in the cold winter night.
236. I love you like bargains love the bin.
237. I love you like Yossarian loves his life.
238. I love you like a tornado loves a mobile home park.
239. I just love you like my dogs love me.
240. I love you like I love my little black dress.
241. I love you like Lote loves posting interesting threads.
242. I love you like we all love the internet.
243. I love you like a thief loves diamonds.
244. I love you like Britney Spears love booze.
245. I love you like schoolbooks love backpacks.
246. I love you like Animus loves Bob.
247. I love you like a Frenchman loves wine.
248. I love you like hippies love aliens.
249. I love you like black people love chicken.
250. I love you like a beans eater loves to pass gas.
251. I love you like misery loves company.
252. I love you like a keyboard that loves letters.
253. I love you like a virus that loves your lungs.
254. I love you like a sweat that loves the skin.
255. I love you like Jughead who loves food.
256. I love you like the wolf that loves little red riding hood.
257. I love you like the mosquito that loves malaria.
258. I love you like the bacteria that loves to inflict diarrhea.
259. I love you like the crow that loves to sh*t.
260. I love you like a fish loves corals.
261. I love you like a dog loves to sniff other doggy rear ends.
262. I love you like an anorexic loves food.
263. I love you like God loves an atheist.
264. I love you like a virgin loves her virginity.
265. I love you like Dexter loves his laboratory.
266. I love you like old folks love a bowel movement.
267. I love you like my expenses love my paycheck.
268. I love you like French Fries like ketchup.
269. I love you like Luke loves whining.
270. I love you like Han loves the Falcon.
271. I love you like the Emperor loves to gloat.
272. I love you like Anakin loves drama.
273. I love you like Obi-Wan loves speeders.
274. I love you like Jar-Jar loves to be moronic.
275. I love you like the government loves to tax my earnings.
276. I love you like I love clean socks.
277. I love you like an itch waiting to be scratched.
278. I love you like foot odor loves my sneakers.
279. I love you like stains love my underwear.
280. I love you like fingers love a keyboard.
281. I love you like a leaf loves the tree.
282. I love you like the sky loves blue.
283. I love you like my body and mind love oxygen and water.
284. I love you like death loves sleep.
285. I love you like life loves breath.
286. I love you like love loves dreams.
287. I love you like a ham sandwich loves cheese.
288. I love you like a dog loves going bye-bye.
289. I love you like my paper’s are addicted to A’s.
290. I love you like a nerd loves his pocket pencil holder.
291. I love you like a software whiz-bang loves a good virus.
292. I love you deeper than the lint in your belly button.
293. I love you like I love me because without this there is not we.
294. I love you like Pokemon Go.
295. I love you like how Kanye West loves Kanye West.
296. I love you like a white girl loves pumpkin spice lattes.
