35 Funny Teacher Quotes to Make Your Teacher's Day (2024)
Published: 2021-09-30T22:34:01+0000
Author: Abby Helgeson
Teachers have a massive impact on student’s lives, providing life lessons and making memories that will last a lifetime. They have a very tough role to play since they influence our lives so much. I’m sure most of you have that one teacher you are thinking of right this second, that truly changed your life. So, why not brighten up a teacher’s day with some funny teacher quotes?! We have no doubt that these quotes will be a hit amongst teachers and students alike!
A teacher’s job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded.
-D. Martin
Being a new teacher is like trying to fly an airplane while building it.
-Rick Smith
A policeman pulled me over and asked me for my papers. I gladly gave him all of my students’ essays to grade and drove off.
-Heidi McDonald
Education is not the filling of a pot but the lighting of a fire.
-W.B. Yeats
I cannot teach anybody anything; I can only make them think.
-Socrates
Your best teacher is your last mistake.
-Ralph Nader
I teach high school math. I sell a product to a market that doesn’t want it, but is forced by law to buy it.
-Dan Meyer
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
-Roald Dahl
Cheers to all of the teachers who give out pencils every single day and know that they'll never get them back.
The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. It only takes a flicker to ignite the fire of inspiration. In the classroom, teachers bring ideas to life not just by sharing—but by encouraging imagination.
Happy Teacher's Day to my favorite teacher!Wishing you joy and happiness, you are an amazing teacher, and you only deserve the best. The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book. Thank you for being a wonderful teacher.
To teach is to learn twice over. A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops. Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. They may forget what you said but they will not forget how you made them feel.
I am deeply thankful that you are my teacher. On this day we honor teachers like you, who give of themselves in all that they do. So thank you my teacher for all that you gave, and I promise to try my best to behave! Because of you a bright future is within my grasp.
Dear [Teacher's Name], thank you for inspiring me every day and helping me become the best version of myself. Your guidance means the world to me. You've made a lasting impact on my life, and I will never forget your kindness and patience. Thank you, [Teacher's Name].
Impressing your teachers is an important part of being a good student. Stay active and engaged in class.Answer and ask questions when possible or appropriate, and follow your teacher's directions carefully. Always do your best in school and your teachers will surely be impressed.
Thank you for being so good and so patient with her/him. I'm so glad for teachers like you who really make a difference in a child's life. God bless you more and keep up the wonderful work! Thank you for being the guiding light, and for always being nice to our child.
Introduction: My name is Errol Quitzon, I am a fair, cute, fancy, clean, attractive, sparkling, kind person who loves writing and wants to share my knowledge and understanding with you.
We notice you're using an ad blocker
Without advertising income, we can't keep making this site awesome for you.
