These funny Valentine’s Day quotes and messages are perfect for everyone, whether you’re single, in a relationship, or somewhere in between.
Valentine’s Day is fantastic! However, the strain can occasionally become too great. Planning dates, giving gifts, and preparing special desserts may all be satisfying but suddenly become stressful. These funny Valentine’s Day quotes are perfect way to lighten the mood of your partner by having some fun. Use these succinct sayings as subtitles for your humorous Valentine’s Day cards or wishes.
You can either send one of these funny quotes to your Valentine on message or you can post them on your Instagram or include them in your Valentine’s Day card.
Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes & Messages For Her & Him
“I found the person who annoys me the least and called it love.” – Anonymous
“I love you more than chocolate.”- Unknown
“Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.” – Lewis Black
“I’m so glad I swiped right.” – Unknown
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Valentine’s date is cuter than yours.” – Anonymous
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours, I watched whatever I wanted on TV.” – Tracy Smith
“If paper valentines were still a thing, I’d give mine to you.”
“To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.” – H. L. Mencken
“Every pizza I love every pizza you have.”
“I love you more than my coffee”.
“Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm… easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott, The Office
“You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” — Henny Youngman
“If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji – no matter what that emoji, they don’t love you back.” — Chelsea Peretti
“I like the way you chew my mind like a bar of chocolate. It’s just a matter of days before I become brain dead because of your love!” – Anonymous
“I need to upgrade the power of my glasses because I’m blindly in love with you.” – Anonymous
“A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” – Tim Allen
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Valentine's catchphrase "Dojyaaa~~n!" literally means "Tada!" in Japanese. The scene during which Funny receives his dead father's handkerchief appears to reference the 1994 film Pulp Fiction. In the movie, a young Butch and his mother are visited by Vietnam veteran Captain Koons, who fought with Butch's father.
Valentine has also demonstrated that he is an absolute patriot to his country, as his motive to get the Corpse parts is deflect any and all misfortune in the United States to a different spot in the world and ensure that the United States is the greatest country on Earth.
You're sweet, strong, smart and sexy. I'm so glad you're mine! Every time I'm with you, the room gets a whole lot hotter. You are my lover, my partner, my inspiration, my best friend, my one and only, my life.
Short Heart Touching Valentine's Day Quotes for Him:
“Every beat of my heart whispers your name, reminding me of the love we share.” “Your smile has the power to brighten even the darkest days of my life.” “Forever wouldn't be long enough with you by my side, but it's a start.”
"Next to you is my favourite place to be." "I love you and all the fun we have together." "You're the Queen of my heart and this Valentine's Day I'll treat you like the royalty you are." "I'll keep you warm, let's snuggle up together.
I wish I could tell you how I feel about you. Just so you know, I think you're amazing/funny/clever/beautiful/perfect. Maybe next year I'll find the courage to sign my name. From your secret admirer.
You don't want to send a heartfelt note and then find out that they never received it. Obviously you don't want to use your real name. Instead, pick a fun pseudonym like the classic “Secret Admirer” or “Your Valentine's Day Cupid.”
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