75+ Best Happy Birthday Wishes: Funny, Cute & More (2024)

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Last Updated: October 20, 2023Fact Checked

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1. A thoughtful birthday message is touching for friends and family alike. A heartfelt birthday greeting is a great opportunity to remind a special person in your life (like an immediate family member or best friend) just how much you care about them. Feel free to be as casual or affectionate as you’d like—what matters is that the recipient knows that you’re thinking of them and wishing them the best on their birthday.

   • “A new chapter in your life begins today, and I’m so excited to be a part of the journey with you. Have a wonderful birthday!”
   • “I wish you nothing but happiness and contentment on your special day. Thank you for being such an important part of my life—happy birthday!”
   • “When you blow out your birthday candles today, I hope you think of the many people who love and cherish you. Happy birthday!”
   • “Sending you a special birthday wish on your special day. I hope you’re having a wonderfully relaxing day!”
   • “I am endlessly thankful each day that my world has you in it. Happy birthday, and I hope your day is as lovely as you are!”
   • “Happy, happy birthday! I’m excited for another year of more laughs and good times with you.”
   • “Thinking of you and all the lovely memories we’ve shared together over the years. I’m thankful for each and every one of them. Happy birthday!”
   • “You are a shining star and such a bright light in my life. Happy birthday—thanks for being you!”
   • “You give so much of yourself to everyone around you—I hope that today you’re able to take some time to yourself and remember just how loved you are. Happy, happy birthday!”
   • “Surprise! This is a special message from the birthday fairy: have a fantastic birthday, and never forget how loved you are.”
   • “Cheers! Here’s a toast to you on your special day—may you have another year full of great health and happiness!”
   • “I love you more than words can express. Happy birthday!”
   • “I wish I could see you and give you a hug on your special day. Happy birthday—the next time we meet up, dinner is on me!”
   • “Wishing you so many birthday blessings on your big day. Happy birthday!”
   • “Guess who loves you and is thinking about you today? This guy! Happy birthday, pal.”

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1. Celebrate a close friend or loved one’s special day with a little humor. Is a friend or family member experiencing a milestone birthday, or are you just looking to keep things light and playful? A funny quip or teasing message can be a great way to bring a smile to your friend or loved one’s face. Just keep in mind that these greetings are best sent to people you’re close with—you don’t want to accidentally offend someone on their special day!

   • “Wait…I’m getting deja vu. Has it seriously been a year already? Happy birthday!”
   • “Happy birthday! Make sure you have a fire extinguisher on hand for all the candles you have to light tonight 😉”
   • “Happy social media notification day! I mean, birthday.”
   • “Whoa, have you unlocked that senior discount yet? 😆 Happy birthday!”
   • “Happy birthday! I’m going to watch The Office birthday episode in your honor today.”
   • “Happy birthday to one of the few people I know who’s still active on Facebook.”
   • “Why do pickles like to celebrate their birthdays? They love to relish in the moment. Happy birthday!”
   • “Happy birthday to the only person I know who prefers pie over cake. Seriously, what gives?!”
   • “I guess I’ll wish you a happy birthday, even if you’re a Gemini…”
   • “Roses are red, violets are blue; your wrinkles look great—happy birthday to you!”
   • “Happy birthday! I’d toast you, but I don’t want you to feel too warm.”
   • “To party or not to party—that is the question… too bad your birthday falls on a Tuesday 😝”
   • “I just read a weird study about people who have more birthdays end up living longer. Anyway, happy birthday!”
   • “Hope your birthday is as interesting and wonderful as I am! That’ll be tough to beat.”
   • “Happy birthday! According to Sesame Street, today’s letters are O, L, and D.”

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1. Shower your best friends with a little love on their birthday. Your closest, most dearest friends deserve an extra-special reminder of how much they mean to you—and what better way to do that than with a cute birthday message? A cute but heartfelt message is a great way to let them know how much you appreciate them.

   • “Wishing my best friend the happiest of birthdays. I love you so much!”
   • “I hope your day is full of laughs, smiles, and everything wonderful. Happy birthday!”
   • “Happy birthday!!! Next time we hang, I’m bringing over a dozen of those red velvet cupcakes you really like.”
   • “I can’t believe it’s already your birthday again!! You truly age like fine wine 👌”
   • “HBD bestie!! I’m manifesting the best vibes for you in this upcoming year.”
   • “I truly can’t imagine what my life would be like without you. Happy birthday!!”
   • “Happy birthday to the person I know who will always be in my corner.”
   • “Of all the stars in the sky, you’re the brightest one out there. Happy birthday!”
   • “The universe is a better place with you here. I love you, BFF—have a wonderful b-day!”
   • “You’re a true force of nature, and I can’t wait to see what this year has in store for you. Happy birthday!”
   • “I can’t wait for another year of hijinks with you. Happy birthday!”
   • “You’d better be saving me a slice of cake!!! Happy birthday 😋”
   • “Every time I take a trip down memory lane, you’re always there with me in spirit. Thank you for being a part of my life, and happy birthday!”
   • “True friends like you stick around for life—and I’m endlessly grateful for it. Happy birthday!”
   • “Happy birthday to the person who can make me happy in a way that no one else can.”

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1. Show your significant other how much you care with a romantic message. Every day is the perfect day to show your partner how much you love them—but their birthday is an especially great opportunity to do so. Dial up the romance with a sweet (or even sexy) message that lets them know that you’re excited about their special day.

   • “I love you so much and am wishing you the best birthday ever. I wish I could be there with you in person!”
   • “I can’t believe how insanely lucky I am to have you as a partner. Happy birthday, babe!”
   • “Sending you a kiss and a special birthday wish. Happy birthday, dearest!”
   • “Having a partner like you is truly a priceless gift. I’m grateful every day to have you, and I’m wishing you the happiest birthday ever!”
   • “Happy birthday, my love! Thank you for bringing so much joy and light into my life.”
   • “Happy birthday to my lobster 🦞 Love you to the moon and back!”
   • “Happy birthday, my partner in crime! Here’s to you—I hope you have a happy and healthy year together!”
   • “I love you so much and am grateful to spend another birthday with you. Have a wonderful day, angel!”
   • “Happy birthday, babe. I know you think birthday texts are silly, so here’s a totally unserious and ironic one from me. Hope you have a totally ordinary day!”
   • “Happy birthday to the best partner a person could ask for. Happy, happy birthday!”
   • “Happy birthday! I’d blow you a kiss, but I think I’ll just wait until we’re together 😉”
   • “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? That line’s almost as old as you—happy birthday! 😝”
   • “Happy birthday, my darling. I’ve got your cake ready to go, but the sweetest part of your birthday is you!”
   • “Sending you lots of hugs and kisses on your b-day!!! XOXOXOX”
   • “Happy birthday, my love!! Wishing nothing but the best for the most amazing, dedicated, and loving partner in the universe.”

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1. Remind someone that they’re in your thoughts with a quick greeting. Maybe it’s a co-worker or acquaintance’s birthday, or you just want to drop a quick greeting on someone’s social media profile. A short message is a great way to acknowledge someone’s special day in no time at all.

   • “Happy, happy birthday!”
   • “Cheers to you! Happy birthday.”
   • “Thinking of you today. Happy birthday!”
   • “Hope you’re having a relaxing day. Happy b-day!”
   • “Here’s to you on your special day!”
   • “I hope this birthday is the best one yet!”
   • “Wishing you many happy memories on your birthday.”
   • “Happy birthday—wish I could be there to celebrate with you.”
   • “Age is but a number. Happy birthday!”
   • “Blowing you a big kiss! Happy birthday.”
   • “Happy womb expulsion day!”
   • “I hope you have a wonderful day spent with your friends and loved ones.”
   • “Sending you my best wishes—happy birthday!”
   • “Happy birthday! I hope you have an amazing day.”
   • “Love you so much! Happy birthday, bestie.”

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1. Drop a quote or word of wisdom on someone’s birthday. Sometimes, the most meaningful and inspirational messages have already been said—so why sprinkle some of those quotes into your own birthday greeting? Pick and choose from a variety of quotes that really capture the vibes you’re trying to send over in your message.

   • “The way I see it, you should live every day like it’s your birthday.” - Paris Hilton
   • “The older you get, the better you get—unless you’re a banana.” - Betty White
   • “We grow neither better nor worse as we get old, but more like ourselves.” - Bernard Baruch
   • “The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.” - Oprah Winfrey
   • “The golden age is before us, not behind us.” - William Shakespeare
   • “Each year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.” - Sam Hagar
   • “Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.” - Mark Twain
   • “Age is opportunity no less than youth itself.” - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
   • “None are as old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.” - Henry David Thoreau
   • “Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.” - Douglas Copeland
   • “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” - Les Brown
   • “Every birthday is a gift. Every day is a gift.” - Aretha Franklin
   • “Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.” - Lucy Larcom
   • “Love the life you live. Live the life you love.” - Bob Marley
   • “Old age is 15 years older than I am.” - Oliver Wendall Holmes

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